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It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
Twitter: tweet_joana
Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
Artist: incompetech.com/
If you want to translate the video: bgplayer.info_cs_p...
Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Коментари 

  1. Sara Boushehri

    Sara Boushehri

    преди 11 часа

    is she eating a whole mushroom in the beginning of the video

  2. puncake

    puncake

    преди 12 часа

    "DID YOU CLEAN THE CAT? EVERY CORNER OF IT?" X,D im dying .o . omg those subjects must be hard to study :,(( good luck :D

  3. Ya boi beans

    Ya boi beans

    преди 13 часа

    imagine hating social studies and english

  4. KichaChildx

    KichaChildx

    преди 13 часа

    "I'm studying physics, my courses this semester are calculus, algebra, physics, and chemistry." Oh worm

  5. Addy K

    Addy K

    преди 14 часа

    3:08 did you read Percy Jackson/Heros of Olympus/ The Trails of Apollo? Because if you did, I think that I live you 1,000,000,000 times more. Édit: 4:49 OMG you do. ok you are now one of the most awesome amazing coolest person on earth.

  6. Samantha Petersen

    Samantha Petersen

    преди 15 часа

    At first I thought someone was screaming my name

  7. Beatriz Cavalheiro

    Beatriz Cavalheiro

    преди 17 часа

    After 5 years in university taking biochemistry, I find your excitement cute and naive xD . In all seriousness welcome to the academics circle, where teachers talk about their personal lives for no reason at all.

  8. xXUnicorn SaraxX

    xXUnicorn SaraxX

    преди 17 часа

    Lol!I have the same binder as you

  9. Oh my Lanta!

    Oh my Lanta!

    преди 18 часа

    I know you do your youtube thing and have literally millions of people here who would defend you to your grave, but I genuinely hope you have or find a friend at your university. It really makes all the difference :)

  10. hi bich bye bich

    hi bich bye bich

    преди 19 часа

    She reminds me of Sheldon Cooper

  11. CRAZY COOKING GIRL

    CRAZY COOKING GIRL

    преди 23 часа

    I am a freshman in high school. Yay?

  12. 《。ᑭOTᗩTO Gᗩᑕᕼᗩ。》

    《。ᑭOTᗩTO Gᗩᑕᕼᗩ。》

    преди ден

    *Legend says she misses her uneven hairdo.* That's just a legend tho -3-

  13. momo

    momo

    преди ден

    Wow is it just me, or would she look hot with short hair

  14. carrot soup

    carrot soup

    преди ден

    0:14 wHAT DID I DO

  15. Hey Everyone

    Hey Everyone

    преди ден

    6:19 do you watch dance moms?!🤣

  16. fortsaretaken

    fortsaretaken

    преди ден

    *uhmmmmmm...is it ok if I fail at any type of subject that includes math most of the time?...*

  17. Mia Harp

    Mia Harp

    преди ден

    meanwhile, I just started high school......

  18. Wønder

    Wønder

    преди ден

    When you realize Joana has the same pencil box as you

  19. BTNLOCO

    BTNLOCO

    преди ден

    Why does your dad seem pissed all the time

  20. Dana Neveu

    Dana Neveu

    преди ден

    Shutterstock

  21. theresamariee

    theresamariee

    преди ден

    i'm just happy i understand tennis and joana doesn't hehe

  22. Bratu Horia

    Bratu Horia

    преди ден

    Maybe nancy from 3rd grade stole your sanity

  23. Ashleigh Scanlon

    Ashleigh Scanlon

    преди ден

    I'm not the only one who reads Percy Jackson now

  24. Ryan Herd

    Ryan Herd

    преди ден

    I followed when you made the accurate comment about peoples reaction to studying physics. I'm in my fourth year of physics and people still react that same way 😂

  25. Ali the potato

    Ali the potato

    преди ден

    Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

  26. Raisa Ryuna

    Raisa Ryuna

    преди ден

    What happened to your room joana

  27. SophieWhiskers

    SophieWhiskers

    преди ден

    Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

  28. Nany V

    Nany V

    преди ден

    Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

  29. Clarie Crystal

    Clarie Crystal

    преди ден

    i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

  30. Creamii Subliminals

    Creamii Subliminals

    преди ден

    Seniors: *n o o b*

  31. Disconext

    Disconext

    преди 2 дни

    I’m still waiting for my Undergrad 2.0.

  32. Anita K

    Anita K

    преди 2 дни

    4:49 So we're not gonna talk about this? Ok.

  33. I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy

    I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy

    преди 2 дни

    Joana: YELLOW IS DISGUSTING NO ONE SHOULD WEAR YELLOW also Joana: *is wearing a yellow shirt in her profile picture*

  34. Jesse Ortega

    Jesse Ortega

    преди 2 дни

    Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

  35. HowdyGents

    HowdyGents

    преди 2 дни

    Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

  36. Crispy Chicken

    Crispy Chicken

    преди 2 дни

    DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

  37. DAVE? Official Fanpage

    DAVE? Official Fanpage

    преди 2 дни

    God dammit Samantha

  38. Matthew Barnette

    Matthew Barnette

    преди 2 дни

    "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade." 'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

  39. Alex Stansbury

    Alex Stansbury

    преди 2 дни

    She's a modern day Velma

  40. ketsia

    ketsia

    преди 2 дни

    Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

  41. Tessa Byers

    Tessa Byers

    преди 2 дни

    My first day of school was on August 15th😂

  42. Blake Johnson

    Blake Johnson

    преди 2 дни

    Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

  43. The Magnificent WICKED

    The Magnificent WICKED

    преди 2 дни

    Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING. Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

  44. John Smith

    John Smith

    преди 2 дни

    Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

  45. Kpop Ruined My lifeu

    Kpop Ruined My lifeu

    преди 2 дни

    I just realized holly shit you are tall!

  46. ThatAwkward Vampire

    ThatAwkward Vampire

    преди 2 дни

    Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

  47. Steve McQueen

    Steve McQueen

    преди 2 дни

    YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

  48. Eren Datass

    Eren Datass

    преди 2 дни

    peter pan screams, be careful u guys

  49. Lizzy Grant

    Lizzy Grant

    преди 2 дни

    *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

  50. Theresa Carmen

    Theresa Carmen

    преди 2 дни

    Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

  51. Ana Taylor

    Ana Taylor

    преди 2 дни

    One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome BGplayerrs on the platform

  52. Boy Wonder

    Boy Wonder

    преди 2 дни

    She need me

  53. Isaac Hunter

    Isaac Hunter

    преди 2 дни

    @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

  54. Doh a Deer

    Doh a Deer

    преди 2 дни

    4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

  55. SlowMoJoe9

    SlowMoJoe9

    преди 2 дни

    C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

  56. netko tko bi volio pretplatnike

    netko tko bi volio pretplatnike

    преди 2 дни

    To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

  57. Abu Asliha

    Abu Asliha

    преди 2 дни

    0:38 thought she was holding a candle

  58. Tara Jones

    Tara Jones

    преди 3 дни

    I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

  59. Allegra Tigani

    Allegra Tigani

    преди 3 дни

    What is she studying

  60. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby

    преди 3 дни

    Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

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